I can't write anything funny...but it doesn't matter anyway

okay so it's been forever - well only a couple of months, but still - since I updated. I seriously read every blog that is listed on my page here...srsly every new post. Both of those things being said I realized A) Those people are funny as hell B) I'm funny as hell, but I have no funny stories to blog about C) it doesn't matter b/c no one reads this shit anyway. So if anyone who might stumble upon this blog can think of any stories that I may have please feel free to leave me a comment. (If people actual read this I would tell funny stories about people from work, but since no one does I would only be entertaining myself...Kara those are out)